Notes From An Advice Columnist

The recent kerfuffle about being a "True Fan" of a certain star movie series inspires me to say that ANYONE who enjoys any part of the Eldritchverse, such as the advice column, the webcomic, the HOROSCOPE OF MYSTERY, the Tips of the Week, or the low-orbit Dr. Eldritch Theme Park Resort (in development), is a True Fan, and I ask all Fans to be welcoming, inclusive and not impose any made-up gatekeeping requirements for fandom. Thanks!
04012020

Not one, but TWO emails this week, from wizards on different sides of a mythic battle of Good and Evil.

The things they ask about is the topic of this week's column! Check it out here!

Do YOU read every EULA for all the software and apps you download? Of course, right? HAHAHAHAHAHA! Nobody ever does!

What happens when someone carelessly clicks "I AGREE" is the topic of this week's column! Check it out here!

It's perfectly normal to summon a monster to eat a teacher that you don't like, but what do you do when the thing doesn't go away afterward?

That's the topic of this week's column! Check it out here!

If all you had to do was lounge about on a sunny Mediterranean beach all day, and occasionally sing at some ships, would you be happy with that?

What happens when someone grows weary of this lifestyle is the topic of this week's column! Check it out here!

If you ended up in a Fantasy World, and there was an Ancient Prophesy about you, you'd welcome your Destiny, right?

What happens when someone isn't so thrilled is the topic of this week's column! Check it out here!

If you think all Fraternal Organizations are benevolent and only do Good Works for Kittens and stuff, you totally need to read this week's column! Check it out here!

What do you do when it seems that everyone has had a Magical Adventure but you? That's the topic of this week's column! Check it out here!

Good News, Everyone! I'll be debuting my second book, "Ask Dr. Eldritch Volume #2 Why Does My Monster Hate Me?" at Stumptown Comics Fest next month! To celebrate, I'm releasing the first twenty copies as a Stumptown Comics Fest Special Edition! They'll be Numbered, Lettered and Signed! So be there at Stumptown on April 16th and/or 17th to get YOUR copy! (Click the image to see a larger version!)

Can a person who hears the mutterings of Those Who Have Gone Beyond in the hiss and pop of electronic devices help Dr. Eldritch? That's the topic of this week's column! Check it out here!

What happens when a Nightmare Monster grows weary of scaring children every night? That's the topic of this week's column! Check it out here!