| ZTV - The Choice of the Undead Generation! |
[Jul. 1st, 2008|07:58 pm] |
 Why would a TV Executive write to Dr. Eldritch? If you can't guess from the illustration, you'd have to read this week's column! Check it out here! |
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| Not AGAIN! |
[Jun. 18th, 2008|08:24 pm] |
 You'd think people would know that there are a number of abandoned locations that should always be avoided: Mines, Cemeteries, Amusement Parks, Asylums, and of course, Sorority Houses. The only reason anyone would go in one of these places is because someone DARED them to. What inevitably happens next is the topic of this week's column! Check it out here! |
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| Time Time and Time Again... |
[Jun. 12th, 2008|08:16 pm] |
 A physicist dabbling in Time Travel wants to avoid having his work go Horribly Wrong. What can he do to prevent it? That's the topic of this week's column! Check it out here! |
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| Great Galloping Ghosts! |
[Jun. 4th, 2008|12:55 pm] |
 If a shadowy figure grabs your foot while you're sleeping, it's Evil, right? Whether that's an accurate statement is the topic of this week's column! Check it out here! |
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| Family Issues... |
[May. 20th, 2008|09:36 pm] |
 When a normal suburban guy's younger brother has an Evil Plan to threaten the world with Nuclear Autumn, how does he talk him out of it? That's the topic of this week's column! Check it out here! |
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| Wizard Said/Warlock Said |
[May. 13th, 2008|03:23 pm] |
 Could an Advice Columnist for Unusual Situations receive letters from both sides of a major conflict between two powerful wizards, at almost the same time? Considering how things work, it seems unlikely that he wouldn't. Fortunately for you, addressing that very situation is the topic of this week's column! Check it out here! |
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| Zombies To The Left Of Me, Zombies To the Right... |
[May. 6th, 2008|06:22 pm] |
 Is it wrong to shoot zombies? They are, after all, the bodies of people who could have been friends or even family. A man hiding from the ambulatory undead ponders this question, and that's the topic of this week's column! Check it out here! |
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| iPod People |
[Apr. 30th, 2008|08:10 pm] |
 When an average guy makes a vigorous denial of the existence of mind-control chips in certain mp3 players, how convincing is that? If there could be cognitive-manipulation features in our consumer electronics, just how did we get to this point? That's the topic of this week's column! Check it out here! |
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| Worse Than A Data Warehouse |
[Apr. 22nd, 2008|08:02 pm] |
 How carefully do YOU read those EULAs that come with software downloads? You might not think that clicking "I Agree" could have any serious repercussions, but what if there's a clause in there that signs your life over to indentured servitude? That's the topic of this week's column! Check it out here! |
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| Police Siren? |
[Apr. 15th, 2008|08:01 pm] |
 What advice does one give a mythical siren, who seems to be real and determined to become a CSI, just like she saw on the TV show? That's the topic of this week's column! Check it out here! |
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| Un-Heroics |
[Apr. 10th, 2008|05:51 pm] |
 A young man is mysteriously whisked away to a magical realm. He's greeted as a hero, but an Evil Wizard and an army of monsters are bearing down on the kingdom. What to do if this young man is not so happy with his predestined role as champion of the kingdom? That's the topic of this week's column! Check it out here! |
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| Revolt, then Pie... |
[Apr. 1st, 2008|08:27 pm] |
 Imagine you live in a world where every three generations there is a slave uprising and the slaveholders are enslaved and the ex-slaves become slaveholders. Now, let's say it's the third generation, your society is ripe for a revolt, but you're Minister of Slave Relations. What to do? That's the topic of this week's column! Check it out here! |
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| The Not-So-Benevolent Order... |
[Mar. 25th, 2008|07:30 pm] |
 Say you're a normal suburban Dad (even if you're not), who accidentally joined a secret society, commited some crimes and are being blackmailed into not revealing anything about it? Is there a way to get out of it without getting in trouble (and especially not letting your wife find out)? That's the topic of this week's column! Check it out here! |
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| A Unicorn would be acceptable, too. |
[Mar. 18th, 2008|08:52 pm] |
 It seems like every sixth-grader has some wonderful adventure! Except, of course, to the one who hasn't. How does someone make something amazing happen to her, like it has for all of the other kids in her class? That's the topic of this week's column! Check it out here! |
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| "I'm Thinktoomuch." "Well, you'd better cut down a little then." |
[Mar. 12th, 2008|07:55 pm] |
 What are the options for a Nightmare Creature who has lost interest in frightening children? If that's all you've ever known, what do you do? That's the topic of this week's column! Check it out here! |
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| Please Hold For A Very Important Message... |
[Mar. 4th, 2008|08:00 pm] |
 What's it worth when someone offers to extract the words of the No Longer Living from the static in audio or video recordings? Just how much stock one should put into those prognostications is the topic of this week's column! Check it out here! |
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| The Perils of Being A Grad Student |
[Feb. 27th, 2008|07:20 pm] |
 What's worse: Being trapped by rising lava during a volcanic eruption, or having your colleagues consider calming the volcano by throwing you into the crater? That's the topic of this week's column! Check it out here! |
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| Super-Honored Citizens! |
[Feb. 19th, 2008|07:47 pm] |
 What do the old-time superheroes think of the contemporary ones? Is it worth it for the "Super Seniors" to get back in the game to show those young folks a thing or two? That's the topic of this week's column! Check it out here! |
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| Valentine's Day Special: New Relationship Quiz! |
[Feb. 13th, 2008|06:46 pm] |
 Whether you're with a long-term Significant Other this Valentine's Day, or have just met someone interesting, you want to know the important facts from his or her history. You do. Trust me.
Fortunately, there's no better way than by having them take Dr. Eldritch's New Relationship Quiz! Trick them into agreeing to answer all the questions, and check it out here! |
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| Hamster-garou? |
[Feb. 6th, 2008|08:01 pm] |
 Most relationship problems are very much the problems faced by other people as well. For example, how does a small-town schoolteacher carry on a relationship under the watchful gaze of the town busybodies? Of course, discovering that every month she's transforming into a wild animal does complicate things... And that's the topic of this week's column! Check it out here! |
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