| Halloween, 2008! |
[Oct. 29th, 2008|07:59 pm] |
 This is the final scheduled Ask Dr. Eldritch Newsletter. Now that we're here, it's hard to accept that this is the last one. I can't quite bring myself to declare that the Newsletter is over, so instead, let's say it's on hiatus. Perhaps next year, when there aren't so many projects happening at once, I'll look again at sending you the Best in Uncommon-Sense Advice on a weekly basis. Until then, thanks for reading! Good Luck, and Let me know how it comes out!
Oh, wait! Read This week's column here! |
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| Too Tempting? |
[Oct. 7th, 2008|08:28 pm] |
 What if you could just wish for something really awesome? And perhaps you know that there's a downside to making that wish, but you still want to do it because it would be totally awesome to have it granted, despite that risk. And then... what happens when the debt comes due? That's the topic of this week's column! Check it out here! |
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| Life In a Big Shadow |
[Sep. 16th, 2008|04:49 pm] |
 It's great to be friends with people who are always having Great Adventures, right? But what happens when someone grows tired of always being just "The Famous Person's Friend?" That's the topic of this week's column! Check it out here! |
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| Math From Beyond! |
[Sep. 2nd, 2008|07:00 pm] |
 What happens when a math professor "borrows" some original research from another professor, who happens to be dead? That's the topic of this week's column! Check it out here! |
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| Car Talk! |
[Aug. 26th, 2008|07:30 pm] |
 When you think of famous law-enforcement partners, like Ponch and Jon, Starsky and Hutch, or Laverne and Shirley,you'll recall that they're not just partners, they're friends. However, not all teams get along so well, especially if one half is tall, dark and not-too-bright, and the other is a much more intelligent and articulate... car. Is this a partnership doomed to end badly? That's the topic of this week's column! Check it out here! |
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| Undead Science! |
[Aug. 19th, 2008|07:05 pm] |
 What's the best way to perform Scientific Experiments on the Undead? Specifically, Vampires? Hopefully, nobody out there is going to try it, but just in case, the answer is in this week's column! Check it out here! |
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| Dopplegang |
[Aug. 5th, 2008|08:03 pm] |
 What would one do when faced with another version of one's self, but from an opposite EVIL DIMENSION? The answer is in this week's column! Check it out here! |
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| Forgotten Realms? |
[Jul. 29th, 2008|08:05 pm] |
 Just what does one do when one's inheritance turns out to be an elderly mansion, which seems to have mysterious creatures appearing in it (among other things)? The answer is in this week's column! Check it out here! |
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| Not AGAIN! |
[Jun. 18th, 2008|08:24 pm] |
 You'd think people would know that there are a number of abandoned locations that should always be avoided: Mines, Cemeteries, Amusement Parks, Asylums, and of course, Sorority Houses. The only reason anyone would go in one of these places is because someone DARED them to. What inevitably happens next is the topic of this week's column! Check it out here! |
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| Time Time and Time Again... |
[Jun. 12th, 2008|08:16 pm] |
 A physicist dabbling in Time Travel wants to avoid having his work go Horribly Wrong. What can he do to prevent it? That's the topic of this week's column! Check it out here! |
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| Great Galloping Ghosts! |
[Jun. 4th, 2008|12:55 pm] |
 If a shadowy figure grabs your foot while you're sleeping, it's Evil, right? Whether that's an accurate statement is the topic of this week's column! Check it out here! |
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| Family Issues... |
[May. 20th, 2008|09:36 pm] |
 When a normal suburban guy's younger brother has an Evil Plan to threaten the world with Nuclear Autumn, how does he talk him out of it? That's the topic of this week's column! Check it out here! |
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| Wizard Said/Warlock Said |
[May. 13th, 2008|03:23 pm] |
 Could an Advice Columnist for Unusual Situations receive letters from both sides of a major conflict between two powerful wizards, at almost the same time? Considering how things work, it seems unlikely that he wouldn't. Fortunately for you, addressing that very situation is the topic of this week's column! Check it out here! |
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An Evil Genius wants to prove that he's the Best Swordsman in the World, with a Tournament To THE DEATH! But is that a good idea? That's the topic of this week's column! 
Ah, Love! Is there anything else as wonderful (except for perhaps, ice cream)? But what to do if the Object of One's Affection may find one's appearance... monstrous? That's the topic of this week's column! 
Would it work for two Young Lovers to perserve their Love Forever, by becoming Vampires? The answer is in this week's column! 
Do Secret Societies REALLY exist? If they did, HOW WOULD WE KNOW? Probe these sorts of Mysteries with this week's column! 
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Why would a TV Executive write to Dr. Eldritch? If you can't guess from the illustration, you'd have to read this week's column! 
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